That's the dumbest shit I have ever heard. You'd rather your home team enter the record books for the worst possible season of basketball than sign the best player in the world because of a TV show from four years ago? You'd rather watch 82 games of utter futility than just, you know, get over The Decision? » 7/12/14 11:59am 7/12/14 11:59am

Because I've been around forever, I've seen a few good Anne Heche jokes on the 'spin. She and Margot Kidder have been good female stand-ins for all manner of psychotic breaks. This one today was awesome. » 5/13/14 9:56pm 5/13/14 9:56pm